Knock and the Door Shall Be Opened...

(Actually, It's Best Not to Knock. And DEFINITELY Don't Ring the Doorbell!)

“Can I help you?”

I opened the back door and saw a man standing by our garage, rattling the doorknob and trying to get in.

“Can I help you?” I said again, cautiously.

He turned slightly toward me and mumbled a few words. It was hard to understand, but he said something about trying to get home.

“That’s my garage, not your home. Can I help you? Where do yo…